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管理人のRyu-Gです。




ＳＥＯ対策をおこなう上で

最も大切で重要なこと

■■　ＳＥＯ対策で重要なこと




　Ryu-Gはブログで稼ぐのであれば

　ＳＥＯ対策を行うことをオススメしてます。




　検索エンジンからのアクセスは
　情報を探している人なので

　自分のブログ属性にあった
　濃いアクセスが集まるからです。




　情報商材の情報を探している人が
　訪問していただいて

　そのまま購入していただける
　ということもよくあります。




　実際、Ryu-Gのブログも
　商材に関心がある方が
　商材名で検索して訪問してくれています。

　そして、このように今日も売れています。

　

　記事でなんにも触れていない商材が

　勝手に売れていきます。




　これがＳＥＯ対策の魅力ですね。




　しかし、ＳＥＯ対策に行うにあたって
　
　絶対に頭に置いてほしいことがあります。




　それは、「訪問者にとって役立つ情報を提供する」

　ということです。




　これは、ＳＥＯ対策に限らず

　ブログやサイトで稼ごうというのであれば
　必須のことです。





　では、なぜＳＥＯ対策において
　重要なこととしてお伝えしているのか？

　テクニックでもないことが
　検索順位に関係するのか？




　グーグルのガイドラインには
　このような事が書かれています。

　

　ヤフーのガイドラインにも
　にたような記述があります。

　

　
　どちらにもユーザにとって
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　重要であると書かれています。




　検索エンジン自身が
　こういう事を言っているんです。




　特にグーグルは、

　「アフィリエイトしているなら・・・・」
　ということまで書いています。




　ちょっと考えれば、当然のことですよね。




　検索エンジンだって
　ユーザーにとって有益な情報を
　提供しているサイトを上位に表示させた方が

　ユーザーからの検索エンジン自体の評価も　
　上がるわけですから。




　だから、ユーザーに有益な情報を
　提供しているサイトを

　検索上位に表示させようとしているわけです。

　


　これは、どんなに
　アルゴリズムが変わろうが
　
　決して変わらない検索エンジンの指標です。




　だから、どんな
　ＳＥＯテクニックよりも重要なんです。




　第一、サイトやブログの管理者にとっても

　有益な情報を提供できなければ
　上位に表示されても売上があがりませんからね。




　ＳＥＯ対策で上位表示を
　目指しているのであれば

　訪問者にとって有益な情報を提供する

　ということを
　絶対、頭に入れておいてください。





　■メール相談

　　アフィリエイトや情報商材について
　　悩み・不安な点などの相談・質問がある場合は
　　お気軽にご相談ください。

　　→ http://ryu-g.net/menu/post-2.html

　情報商材アフィリエイト道場■ＴＯＰ

Ryu-Gさん
訪問＆コメありがとうございます。
改めましてはじめまして、
サスケです。

検索エンジンからのアクセスは、
かなり濃いですからね。
サスケもそろそろSEOに力を入れようと、
思ってます。

今後ともよろしくお願いします。

応援ぽちです。

Ryu-Gさん（^ ^

ご訪問ありがとうございましたm(. .)m

SEOからの利用者あればウレシイですね
おめでとうございます！！
対策すれば効果が出るのだから
やはりやらねばですね（^ ^

応援ポチッ☆！

Ryu-Gさん、こんにちは！＠マリンです^^

訪問ありがとうございます♪

SEO対策は、＠マリンも重要視しています^^
検索エンジンからの訪問は、属性に合う訪問なので
価値あるものですよね^^

＠マリンは、賢威テンプを導入し
ブログの移動をしたばかりです^^

Ryu-Gさんも賢威なのですね♪
流石、目の付け所が違います^^

今後も、勉強させていただきますね^^
宜しくお願いいたします。

応援済みです^^♪

Ryu-Gさん、こんにちは。
さとです。

検索エンジン攻略は、
アフィリエイターにとって重要ですね。

さとも日々頑張っています！

それではまた来ます。
ぽち♪

Ryu-Gさん、こんにちは！
勇音(いさね)です。

> 記事でなんにも触れていない商材が
> 勝手に売れていきます。
>
> これがSEO対策の魅力ですね。

前にレビューした商材が売れたりしますよね。

infotop(インフォトップ)の売上画面を見ると、
びっくりすることがあります。

SEO対策と訪問者のための有益な情報の提供、
すごく大事ですよね。

応援します！

by 勇音(いさね)

Ryu-Gさん、
こんばんは！
高校生アフィリエイターのキョンです＾＾

暖かいコメントありがとう
ございます!

究極のＳＥＯはコンテンツの充実と
言いますが、情報提供はまさにそれですね＾＾

応援します！
ぽち～

こんばんわ、しめじです。

バックリンクでRyu-GさんのFC2テンプレ
使わせてもらってます。

かなりいいです。

FC2は全部Ryu-Gと言っても過言ではないです。

応援です！

Ryu-Gさん、こんばんは！
プラス姿考のken+です。

訪問ありがとうございました。
テンプレート利用させていただいてます。

ガイドライン噂には聞いてましたけど
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

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If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

Incredible! This blog looks exactly like my old one! It's on a totally different topic but it has pretty much the same layout and design. Great choice of colors!

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Wow! This blog is amazing. How do you make it look like this .

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.