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管理人のRyu-Gです。




「ゴール」がなければ「過程」はできず

行動できなくなる

■■　「ゴール」と「過程」




　「稼ぐためには行動が大事」

　アフィリエイトやっていると
　よく聞く言葉ですね。




　これは、考えるよりも

　行動してみて結果をみて考えたほうが
　効率がいいということです。




　頭で考えていても何も起きませんからね。




　それでも、行動できない人はいます。

　・記事が書けない
　・無料レポートが書けない
　・特典が作れない
　・コメント回りが続かない




　こういう場合は、

　ゴールが見えていないから
　行動ができないんです。



　
　記事を書くや無料レポートを作る
　といった作業というのは「過程」ですよね　

　稼ぐための「過程」。




　しかし、その過程が
　ゴールになっている人って
　かなり多いんですよ。

　そして、本来のゴールがなくなっている。




　ゴールがなければ、過程は作れませんよ。




　例えば、マラソンだって

　ゴールがなければ
　スタートした瞬間止まってしまいます。

　どの道を走って行けばわかりませんからね。




　アフィリエイトの作業で
　手が止まるという人も

　これと同じなんですね



　
　ゴールが設定できていないから

　過程を作りだせない。




　記事を書けないという人。

　これは、なんの為に記事を書いているか
　というものがないんです。




　稼ぐために書いている？
　
　それでは、ゴールが明確ではない。
　もっと具体的なゴールが必要です。




　例えば、ブログの商材を売りたい
　というゴールがあれば

　・ブログの必要性を伝える　
　・ブログのメリットを伝える

　など、記事に書けることが出てきます。




　メルマガの読者を増やしたいなら

　無料レポートを紹介する記事を書く
　といった過程が生まれてくるでしょう。




　ゴールがあれば過程が作れるというのは
　こういうことです。

　ゴールから逆算して、過程ができる。




　アフィリエイトの作業は

　常に「ゴール」が必要になります。




　ゴールがなければ手が止まったり

　何をすればいいのかがわからなくなります。




　行動できなくなったら
　その作業のゴールをもう一度思い出してください。

　なんのために、その作業をやっているのか？




　「過程」が大事なのではなく

　「ゴール」が重要です。





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RYU-Gさん、こんにちは。
コーインと申します。

先日は、訪問コメント頂きまして
ありがとうございました。

ゴールを明確に持って
達成できたか検証することが必要ですね。

共感する記事でした。
また訪問させてもらいます。応援！

ご無沙汰しております。richです。
まるで、船旅のようですね♪＾＾V

応援しま～す♪

こんにちは！つかさです＾＾

いつも訪問コメント
ありがとうございます！

とても共感できる記事ですね＾＾
ゴールが明確になっているからこそ
過程が持つ意味も明確になって
継続できるんですよね＾＾

素敵な記事ありがとうございました＾＾

また寄らせて下さい♪
応援です＾＾

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A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Why don't you write books people can read?

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

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It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Re: The person who produced the remark that this was a great site truly needs to get their head looked at.

Im having a little issue. I cant get my reader to pick up your feed, Im using google reader by the way.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

The covers of this book are too far apart.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.